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We are Big Wheeling it to the upstate institution today with a stabby little hangover from the gallon of beer I drank at the Mets game last night.Shea stadium is fun, it's so small and cute, it was...
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Scientists Found What They are Calling Super Earth! Gliese 581, a planet 20 light years away seems to have all the right components to have water and possibley a life sustaining atmosphere. Dimitar...
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DRAWERS NYC This is called Made in Taiwan because it's covered with dozens of little stickers that say that.
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ABCNcorrespondentPAUL RAMIREZ JONAShas alerted us to the invention of a very satisifying little animation by artist Felix Gmelin of the 5 ugliest faces in the National Gallery morphing into each other....
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Paint went out of my studio window and landed on the roof of a black Escalade that belongs to Joey Butafucco. I got into some troubs today and have to pay this guy to get his car rewaxed. In other...
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Paintings from the upstate institutional.4 paintings of Nicolas the model1 paintingof a volcano in a storm1 paintingof a path through the woods in a field1 painting of tinfoil on a clothes line.
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Summertime is almost here so we're gaining weight as fast as possible and growing out our body hair STAT. Here's inspiration if, dear unfortunate reader, you are still being beaten senseless by the old...
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Congratulations to bread, the champion of all food.Bread, it refuses to lose.
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The Revolution is cuming! Hi. What do Maurice Chevalier, Marcel Marceau and Corny C. all have in common? A love of French Clichés! Hopefully we'll encounter all of them on our trip to Paris. I'm off...
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Amazingly I didn't get kicked out of France for having a french accent that causes escargot to shrivel up in pain. Seamonkee and heir Tyson were there as well as Leo, Torbin Geiler, and my amazing in...
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stands for the 10,000 years (or less) since god created Adam and the dinosaurs. Now there is a 27 million dollar museum to prove it! The Creation Museum which contends to be based in science, opened in...
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stands for the extra number of hours a day I will eat, paint and hang out doing stuff on the new "wakefulness drug" that got FDA approval last Monday. Take it and you don't get fatigued, even after...
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Look at this Neo Rauch. He has replaced his usual aimless zombie people with clowns, and to great effect. I've always said to myself, "Corny, that guy is good, but he needs to LIGHTEN UP, afterall,...
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for today:1. Are you like most people, bored of the old Seven Wonders of the world? There are only three days left to cast your vote to replace them with the new Seven Wonders.2. Disney figures...
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FIRST THIS:Dangerous Made-In-China Products: 2007 TimelineTHEN THIS:A wagish young dear tick has penetrated my delicate vale of alabaster and introduced poison into my blood!Consequently, I am two...
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We interupt the Countdown to Oblivion to bring you this video with extreme cutes -it brings to mind this mental pabulum: Once a month I drive Foghorn up to the Bronx to 33rd and Bird for a grooming;...
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Nights in San Fransisco (2 in Stinson beach) beginning tomorrow night. We'll see you when we get back on Monday. Meanwhile, here is an interview with Elvira Bach, a contemporary of Georg Baselitz, Jörg...
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Cat related posts. 1. Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.His accuracy, observed...
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SETS OF THREE BOOKS1. The Decadent Traveller, The Decadent Gardener and The Decadent Cookbook, By Durian gray and Madlar Lucan. Durian and Madlar have dedicated their lives to decadence and write about...
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Have pink pouty lips, and flotation devices, will travel!My summer tan is prime and we're ready to head up to Maine for 2 weeks of RnR. This time we'll have our own house courtesy of Marion Boulton...
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Dame Laura Knight I blame The Rhode Island School of Design for my deficient, male-centric, lame-ass art education and the fact I didn't know of this artist until now. Two people called me today to...
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PEACEOUT I've grown a pair of handsom wings and it's time to jet on outta here. The truth is I'm having miserable separation anxiety about ending ABCN. It was fun gamboling about the ether to find Team...
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